stormcrackers

stormcrackers

Dumb, Gay, Swiftie, Cunt. I contain multitudes.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Scream
  • Dune
  • Oppenheimer

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    ★★

  • Hell Night

    ★★★½

  • Fantastic Planet

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★★★

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    The Woman in the Yard

    ★★

    She was definitely in the yard. She was also in the house, the attic, the shed, and your nightmares. But she started in the yard.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★½

    Hmmmmm…..interesting

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ½

    Babylon (2022) is the worst movie I’ve seen. It is the most needless, self-indulgent, auto-fellating, drawn out, abomination of film ever put to screen. There is ONE singular redeemable scene where they’re having issues with the sound guy. Every scene is at least 5 mins too long. It begs you to love it with every character espousing the necessity and brilliance of cinema while offering nothing to prove its own point. I left the theater shaking with anger at the…

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★½

    I felt like I was watching 5 different movies edited into one

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