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  Ordinary Decent Criminal 2000

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  i should’ve known 5 mins in to stop watching after seeing kevin spacey’s clean shaven chocolate star fish

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  Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  i watched this high out of my mind and it was the worse experience of my life. all i remember is that fucking whale. can i even say i actually watched this?

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  Juror #2 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  no chemistry between any characters, whole story is super predictable. dragged on wayyyyy too long. clint eastwood should cut his losses and quit making movies.

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