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  Crank 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Feel the Crank. Crank always

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2023

  Brideshead Revisited meets the feeling of An Ear infection, A Bad Trip and the Inner North Victim Complex Upper Middle Class Derelictés. Very Thrilling.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2012

  Best film ever made, based on one of the best books ever written. Catherine Hardwicke needs a medal of honour. Stephanie Meyer needs therapy. A not so Love story and very much a practice in divulging the Mormon Psyche through Vampires. Always blue. Love twilight forever.

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023 2

  Matt Damon was born to play a rat as much as he was born to milk the fact that his is bostonian in every fucking movie. Boston is Matt Damon and Matt Damon is Boston. Movie had me tearing at the pages of Joyce’s Ulysses in anxiety. Got me thinking about what Wahlberg could have been. One ass clenching ride made more gripping by the fact that every guy is out for himself and thus turnouts are completely unpredictable. Perfect…

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