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Fifty Shades Freed 2018
ok EVEN FOR ME this was a BIT much. and i LIKED the other 2 movies! this was possibly the worst dialogue ever to be put to screen and i just….couldn’t get past it. as tolerant as i am! baffling to me that a script could skip putting effort into dialogue when that’s the point of a script ☺️ also…was not expecting this to take a pro life turn ??? u can def still abort at 6 weeks but they…
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Under the Banner of Heaven 2022
i genuinely have so many bones to pick. first of all. it’s a movie about mormonism aka the most american religion as it gets. so tell me, WHY is two thirds of the cast british/australian? no wonder the accents were so inconsistent! and you know, i could forgive bad casting if the rest of it was good. but it wasn’t. the dialogue was the most preposterous shit i’ve ever heard. the editing? made it even WORSE. i’ll never forget this…
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Fifty Shades Darker 2017
THIS WAS A HOOT!!!!!!!!! i just loved how many undeveloped threats came absolutely rapid fire one after the next. like damn this was an avengers of romance movies. action absolutely packed. but u know what. call me simple FINE i like seeing characters get engaged. am i completely blown away by the timeline of events seeing that both moving in together (apparently?? we never completely got to that part because of course, we needed to make room for the active…
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
ok so like. this was possibly the most plotless movie i’ve ever seen. but u know what. i’ll give christian grey a redemption arc. as a treat. fine.
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