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Recent reviews

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  The nerd virgin acting like he’s gonna get it and pass it off to someone else 🤣 Can’t pass it on to your hand buddy

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  Fall 2022

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  This shit sucked so hard. I want to pinch whoever made it in the face

Popular reviews

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  Surf's Up 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2020

  Best penguin movie by far. If you like Happy Feet more, you are a virgin

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  Jigsaw 2017

  ½ Watched 14 May 2021 1

  I’ve had lint at the top of my ass crack with more talent than whoever wrote this movie

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