stromatolity

stromatolity

I went away full, but Yahweh has brought me back empty.

Favorite films

  • My Mister
  • Beyond Evil
  • The Guest
  • One Day Off

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  • Ghost Stories

  • Revelations

    ★★½

  • Titane

  • Portrait of God

    ★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    She’s in the bathroom getting dressed up and doing her makeup, but with each look in the mirror, she’s noticing some imperfection, so she’s putting more makeup on, covering her body more. The clock is ticking. She’s by the door. One last look and that’s it. She’s unable to leave. She’s unable to see herself as “still the prettiest girl”.

    It’s the most heartfelt scene; probably the only one as the movie spends the majority of its runtime being a…

  • The Shrine

    The Shrine

    ★★

    The movie is set in a (fictional) village in Poland and features large chunks of dialogue in Polish (no subtitles), so you could think its creators would be actually interested in utilizing the folklore of the country in the story; instead, they resolve to run-of-the-mill horror imagery and lazy gore.

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  • The House by the Cemetery

    The House by the Cemetery

    ★★

    this movie deserves the "horror" tag for Bob's dubbing alone

  • The Loved Ones

    The Loved Ones

    when you feel like drilling a hole in your crush's head, so you put your pink dress on

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