Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vampire Boys 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025

  Day 2 of naked vampire cocks: I don’t remember what my wife and children look like and my beard has grown long and white. At the very least I’m oiled up and shirtless and wearing a cool cross and sunglasses.

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  Vampire Boys 2011

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Have you ever wondered what a naked cock penis would look like with the nonsensical blue filter from the first twilight film over it ? Through the power of this movie, now you can! Does that count as a spoiler? Sorry, everyone, naked cock and balls in this “best gay vampire movie award” winning gay vampire movie. I wish I had a posse of shirtless guys wearing crosses and tight jeans to hype me up or at least stand near me all the time.

Popular reviews

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  The Towel Man 2021

  ★★ Added

  The splotch of dirt on the lens which is present in 30% of the movie elevates this film from hot garbage to high camp

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  Dr. T & the Women 2000

  ★ Watched 09 Jan 2023

  SPOILER FREE: would give it 2 stars for the honesty of the title (there is a man named dr. T, there is at least One Or Two women) but then realized I did not want to give it 2 stars.
  Absolute crap. Rubbish. The lint that collects near your bunghole.