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The Elephant Man 1980
It wouldn't be a David Lynch movie without an ethereal dream woman welcoming someone to oblivion
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Return to Oz 1985
People are freaking out about the wheelers, but I'm more worried about the Nome King's transition from claymation into personhood, reversal, and subsequent death
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2012
How can you make the concept of "giant lizard climbs a building" seem so mundane
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