Favorite films

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  A fucking masterpiece.

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  Remarkably MID but genuinely astounded at the bodacious recklessness of this woman to be in the middle of a world ending apocalypse and simply decide that she just wants to go get pizza.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  Cease whatever mundane task you are currently undergoing and RUN to the cinema. NOW. One time my sister upset me and I performed a full 2 hour long post mortum dissection on one of her Barbies using an angle grinder and hacksaw. I wonder if this barbie is canon to the barbie universe and is somewhere in barbieland? Dunno. I was actually 10 minutes late to the cinema for this film BECAUSE I was taking my sister to a party…

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★ Watched 01 Jul 2023

  Was intending to watch this while fried as a hash brown but a change of plans lead to me gazing up at the silver screen STONE COLD SOBER. And if I’m being truly honest I’m glad because I don’t think I could’ve handled the mental strain of this movie if I was tweaking on some mediocre herb. It strikes me as one of those films that I think is bland and I’ll watch a couple video essays, some things will…

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