Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Richard III 1995

  Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  Well the start was really cool, as was the ending... the rest? Well, I probably could have had a nap.

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  Bloodlust 1992

  Watched 02 Mar 2025 2

  Finally watched this. Fourth movie of our little marathon the other day and I think I may have been suffering movie fatigue - that or simply whiplash from how rapidly this went from obnoxiously dumb to hilariously good and back again - so I might wait for another viewing before trying to rate it. Had to take some deep breaths and reassess some things after this one, haha.

  There was oodles of satisfying gore, obviously, and some pretty memorable characters.…

Popular reviews

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  Cool as Ice 1991

  ★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  Vanilla Ice dances like his piss stream just hit an electric fence.
  ...Don't get me wrong, it's awesome!

  Despite probably being much too sober to appreciate it fully I actually enjoyed this movie far, far more than I expected to. Obviously there were plenty of incredibly silly moments and a lot of it was dumb as hell, but overall it was fun rather than painful. The town (suburb?) being populated almost entirely by cartoonish nerd stereotypes in order to make…

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  Island of the Fishmen 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024 2

  I don't think it was the fishmen-related movie I've been trying to track down for years, but this was way better than I expected. Had a great cast and plenty of twists and turns. An especially fun performance from the legendary (and hilariously named) Richard Johnson.