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Chauncin’ movies while I lamp.

Favorite films

  • Gimme the Loot
  • Ratatouille
  • Unforgiven
  • Top Gun: Maverick

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

  • Anora

  • The Natural

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    Sean Astin could read aloud the instructions for resetting my internet router and I’d still get emotional at the end of this one.

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Watched as the filmmakers intended: projected onto the back of a “Hello Kitty” table cloth taped to the wall of a remote 19th century hut built to house railroad workers on a windy mountain pass.

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ½

    Poor Things is the technical term for people who confuse this for a good movie.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    A movie this violent has no business being mom-approved, but somehow here we are: passed the always difficult “mom test” with flying colors.