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  The Flowers of War 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  Film was amazing but damn did you have to go so hard on the rape scenes??

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  Cameos were cool

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  The cinematography was good.

  Too many plot holes for a higher rating.

  Dolls are an overused concept in horror films.

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2022

  Cinematic masterpiece.

  My dick gets hard whenever a minion says “ba-boy” , this film was just me struggling to hide a throbbing 2inch erection for one and a half hours. 

  10/10 Kevin the minion is a sexy beast and the new one is curvy in ALL the right places, can’t wait to find him on rule34.

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