suemya

suemya

She/They. I'm here for the spooky shit.

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Us
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Scream

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  • In a Violent Nature

    ★★½

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

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  • In a Violent Nature

    In a Violent Nature

    ★★½

    Like watching a no commentary let's play for a game with minimal story.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    God I just fucking love any opportunity to watch Nicholas Cage be a little freak.

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    The audacity Ari Aster has to depict a therapist in his movie, as if he has ever even heard of the concept of therapy.

    We have all the staples of an Ari Aster film including deep rooted family issues, gaslighting, and some form of head trauma/decapitation. Every scene was like a renaissance painting, it was so chaotic and overwhelming and made me feel like I was internally screaming the whole time. This was 3 hours of absolute misery. It *was*…

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★★★★

    Scary demon mommy saying "good girl" did something unexpected to me.

    I fucking loved every minute of this. It was everything I could want in an Evil Dead movie. Alyssa Sutherland was the perfect deadite, what an absolutely chilling performance.

    I really loved the location change; usually scary stuff only happens in big isolated homes or a cabin in the woods, so well-populated apartments felt safe from the horror movie tropes, and now they do not!

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