shane 🌈

shane 🌈

how is et coming of age isn't he like a million years old

Favorite films

  • Misery
  • Joy Ride
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Pyewacket

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

  • Synecdoche, New York

    ½

  • The Way Back

    ½

  • Bloodshot

    ★★★★

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

    fuck anyone who says summer isn't an "actual character".......... you missed the point dude

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ½

    this movie to my tailbone: die

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  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    ★★

    my favorite part is when zig novak is dared to rob a gas station, he is pointing a gun at the cashier and says, "i just need something, even a dollar!" he looks away for a second and the cashier takes out a FULLY LOADED SHOTGUN and shoots him in the chest, even though he was only asking for a dollar. A FUCKING DOLLAR. this woman is totally cool with killing this random college student over a fucking dollar. incredible

  • The Descent

    The Descent

    ½

    i really don't get why people love this movie... i hate literally everything about it. the color pallet is bullshit. the story is bullshit. the cgi is bullshit. the characters motivations and decisions are bullshit. the made up, stupid conflict between the two main characters is especially bullshit. the fake out ending is bullshit. the real ending is bullshit. the """""science"""" behind the creatures is BULLSHIT. like. everything about it is bullshit and i seriously hate this movie.