Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jujutsu Kaisen 0 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 9

  I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Gojo Satoru. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Papa Gojo. I won't be able to…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  Dune drinking challenge: Drink everytime Stilgar calls Paul "Lisan al-Gaib"

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 May 2023 2

  Peak fiction.

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  Primal Fear 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 07 May 2023 1

  Aaron should've called Saul imo.