Recent reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Julia Butters was NOT letting the two other Fabelman sisters eat off her plate of nachos

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  Time Cut 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  Oh id be PISSED if I was that security guard’s ghost

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2024

  A movie that left me wondering ONE (1) thing: does Emerald Fennell think I’m schtoopid? Perhaps so!

  Big ups to Linus tho, beautiful visuals!

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2024

  Need to give it some more watches but might genuinely be up there as one of my favourite films of all time.

  Such a beautiful exploration of the human condition, particularly through a meticulously blended lens of naivety and sexual/gender politics. The scene in Alexandria was particularly devastating.

  Stunning work from Robbie Ryan and Holly Waddington, which I think will cement this as a modern classic film bros will reference until the end of time.

  Yorgos and Emma consider me in a state of eternal voluntary servitude to you. If you’re ever in need of a kidney, perhaps a lung, call up ur boy <3