Stefan

Stefan

20 | I have never seen The Godfather

Favorite films

  • In the Mood for Love
  • Beau Travail
  • Conclave

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  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

  • Kick-Ass

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  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk

    ★★★½

    this brought Baldwin's words to life, which I find to be a difficult task considering the tenderness  he carried with his prose. The soundtrack incredible, it frames the anguish of having to look at someone you love deeply through a pane of glass so well. I did prefer the book, but this did a good job at staying true to the source material.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Silent Night, Fatal Night

    Silent Night, Fatal Night

    ½

    this is just gender swap misery but much, much worse in every way. this has got to be breaking some copyright laws with its blatant plagiarism.

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★

    ok this was nothing really special or profound in any way, but i dont hate it. my main complaint is that the lead actor was abysmal. their first kiss was GROSS as fuck and their sexual encounters have such a profound and unavoidable feeling of awkwardness. the line delivery is horrid, i literally gagged 47 times. honestly, i probably would have given this 5 stars if they casted ANY other actor that could actually sell their part. ugh and dont…

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