Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  if tom green can make the platonic ideal of a bad movie, it implies he also knows how to make the greatest film of all time but chooses not to.

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  Crimson Tide 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  a masterclass in continually ratcheting up the tension. and huge props to the crew for risking their goddamn lives to stalk and film an actual US ballistic missile sub while it’s diving.

Popular reviews

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★½ Watched 08 Jan 2024 2

  I too have Havana syndrome. Havana couple beers to forget this dumb movie

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  Uglies 2024

  ★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  helicopter pulling up at the yassification lab to rescue morpheus gets one star