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  Clifford 1994

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Free birth control. Thanks. I feel so viscerally angry rn. I’m going to go watch something that doesn’t enrage me now.

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  Your Name. 2016

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  Ugh. Yes your movie is pretty. But where’s the substance?

Popular reviews

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  Onward 2020

  ½ Watched 09 Apr 2020

  Painful, utterly painful. Here they have this wonderful premise of a fantasy world and instead they made in banal and dragged out every possible second of run time the movie had with lame jokes and forced moments of “feels”. Why make it a fantasy world at all if you’re gonna ignore all the fantasy elements except for the fact that the characters aren’t humans.

  Also the spell names? Just bad. If I watched any other movie and a wizard said…

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  Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2020

  Pretty fun spy film. I can’t believe Tom cruise did most of those stunts himself. Every time he hit his head on something I felt kinda bad for him. But the movie is really good! There’s a good mix of action and humor to keep it entertaining the whole way through.

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