The most early 2000’s thing I’ve ever seen matched only by those anti piracy ‘you wouldn’t steal a car’ ads
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
MorePopular reviews
More-
Halloween Ends 2022
Pure waffle. All of the previous entry’s issues with even fewer redeeming features. Uninteresting characters you feel nothing for, repetitive nonsensical dialogue and entire sequences where you can’t see a goddamn thing cause of shit lighting. Also has a contender for most appallingly terrible character of all time. Theme song still rules tho and John Carpenter got paid so that’s something.
Translated from by -
Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
Nice to know that if marvel accidentally ever make a good movie ever again they will somehow find a way to try and undercut its emotional value or its inherent finality. The slop must be never ending
0 stars for making me feel worse about the world we live in
Translated from by
