melodramatic, sentimental bullshit filled to the brim with platitudes and truisms (things along the lines of "yesterday was before and today is afterwards" and "that's what matters, trying" or pathetic drivel about being pure of heart, whatever the fuck that means!), acting that's either wooden or seeming like it was plucked out of a fashion commercial, overblown yet boring action scenes, pseudo-profound symbolism that should make you laugh out loud once you think about it for a few seconds, a…
