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Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024 1

  20 percent of potential theater kids became weeaboos because they saw Akira instead. 

  whether this is moral is still up for debate.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024 1

  A Body Horror Flick that made love to Big Time Rush. Its got it’s father’s goofy ass sound effects.

Popular reviews

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  Dìdi (弟弟) 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  Pretty standard fare for a voice crack movie. 
  Hits all the tropes: being embarrassed by your parents, kool teen sk8r party, slurs.

  can’t wait to watch the version of this movie that features iPad roblox instead of facebook.

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  Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2022

  James Cameron is a hack
  James Cameron directed the most successful movie of all time
  James Cameron has made very good movies
  James Cameron is a hack

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