SupLauren

SupLauren

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • American Movie
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Lady Bird

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • The King

    ★★★★

  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    The way I saw this in a full theater and everyone was silent as we left. Not even one of those expected cackles from some group who can’t digest how they felt about a movie without letting everyone know they disproved. Just complete silence. 

    From the opening, I felt cradled in familiar Eggers vision and energized from how bucket-of-ice-water scared I was. I was entranced the whole rest of the way. There’s nothing better than watching a director nerd the…

  • The King

    The King

    ★★★★

    Robert Pattinson you scene stealing monster. 

    A very “Burn After Reading J.K. Simmons ending scene” feeling about this upon learning it was an adaptation of a play and therefore extremely inaccurate. At least I know Robert is THAT bitch.

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  • Beanie Mania

    Beanie Mania

    After searching earnestly for the Beanie Rap online, I made the unfortunate discovery that the lyrics don’t appear written in any corner of the internet. So I spent 30 minutes pausing and rewinding and squinting at the screen to transcribe this, you’re welcome, kill me,

    “It’s a Beanie Rap (I’m all Ty’d Up)” by Jeannine Marron Twardus

    Let me tell you a story about a guy named Ty.
    Seems he created these Beanies that make me high.
    Little beans in…

  • Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross was hot and fucked, get over it