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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Uhhhmm. Wow. Little disappointed by the lack of a SpongeBob cameo. Seems like wasted potential
  there.

  In all seriousness, Nosferatu is a masterpiece in terms of filmmaking, filled with utter suspense and terror throughout. The gothic / Victorian outfits, architecture, and overall imagery is extremely detailed. Great performances from the cast, most notably Lily Rose-Depp and Bill Skarsgard (who plays our favorite freaky ass vampire). Hyper sexual and quite absurd, but overall a great and creepy movie.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Another hit from the Bong! 

  Mickey 17 is a comedic sci-fi thriller that executes on every level for me. Robert Pattinson’s performance is one for the ages. I’ve seen a lot of twin / duplicate cliches, but Rob’s execution was impeccable. His range as an actor astounds me in every project I see him in. From his voice, to his body language, and even the subtle muscle movements in his face, Pattinson completely immerses in his portrayal of Mickey. The…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jan 2025

  GO WHITE BOY GO!!

  Even on my third rewatch, this is an absolute rollercoaster end to end. Denis Villeneuve masterfully weaves a legendary tale following the odyssey of Paul Atreides. The cast delivers an all star performance, from Timmy’s commanding presence as a messiah to Austin Butler’s psychotic Feyd Rautha as his foil. Javier Bardems nuanced portrayal of Stilgar the Fremen chief is a highlight of the film, as he evolves from the cautious, stoic leader to a militant zealot. …

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  Ted 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2025

  Pervy bear talks funny (live action family guy)

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