I rather get poop sprayed by a hippo then watch this movie again. I recently watched the 3 original Indiana movies just to prepare for this. Those movies were all enjoyable, and then this movie just made me miserable. Not fun to watch at all, and repeating the same ending as crystal skull just shows there was no creativity in this shit load of fuck. Only reason this gets at least one star is for the use of the song “The Girl From Ipanema”. Harrison Ford be dry as shit for real.
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First Blood 1982
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I've never had any interest in the Rambo movies. They have always seemed like action movies, which I hate. Quick cuts with explosions and people being killed left and right by powerful machine guns is so overdone and boring. However, I heard the first Rambo movie is different. So I checked it out, I'm so glad I did.
This movie follows Rambo, going to visit a friend that he made in the Vietnam war. He finds out that he has…
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