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  Us 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2019

  does this mean Queen Anne was a tethered

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  Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2019

  Everyone talks about the line "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created" but no one remembers that the entire reason Steve Buscemi's creations were uncontrollable in the first place was because he wanted to make his miniature zoo more accessible to kids with 'meaty hands'

Popular reviews

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  The Spirit of Christmas 2015

  ★★ Watched 10 Dec 2018

  MEN - WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
  1) an eternity in heaven with the love of your life who you literally died and waited 95 years for 
  2) choosing to live in the same inn you've been cursed in for 95 years just so you can make out with some chick you met 12 days ago

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  Stop That Tank! 1942

  Watched 10 Mar 2019

  **plays a chord on an acoustic guitar**

  Hey everybody my next song tonight is a little piece I wrote called "I Was Supposed to Watch a Bunch of World War II Films Over Spring Break and Then Binge-Watched Two and a Half Seasons of Black Sails Instead so Now I Have Nothing to Present to my Professor Tomorrow Except Animated Disney Propaganda" I hope you all enjoy it