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  Profile 2017

  ½ Watched 16 May 2021 1

  1/10

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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  IMAX

  Great Pattison performance(s) aside, this was a slog to get through. Neither funny or dark enough to be truly great. Take some bigger hits next time Bong!

  Also, fuck you Zaslav!

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  More charming than funny this time around. You can definitely feel the influence of a million and one writers on this thing at various points, but cudos to them for making it as consistent and tight as it is. Makes me all the more disappointed that War of the Rohirrim didn't turn out better.

  Also, fuck you Zaslav.

Popular reviews

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  Afternoon Class 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2020

  7/10

  That teacher is so cool, that when his whole entire class falls asleep, he's like, screw it man, class time is now nap time. Really well done short.

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  Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 2022

  Watched 14 Jul 2022

  He did it folks! Hank ended racism!!!