Repetitive, forced, contradictory, and unimaginative.
Best character was the monkey in a tutu and he didn’t magically appear out of no where until an hour and a half in.
Script? Terrible. Editing? Terrible. Props? Terrible. Plot? Not sure you can even call it that. Costume and make up? A public joke. Eddie from Stranger Things should sue for defamation of character.
Not sure if Ridley Scott was threatened by the production companies or if it was just Hollywood “politicsAAA” (?!) but this was a truly sad and wholly unnecessary end to what was otherwise a perfect standalone film.
Send your apologies to Mr Crowe now.
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