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Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

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  • Daisies

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Apocalypse Now

    ★★★½

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  • Daisies

    Daisies 1966

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

    czech girlies said anarchy, vera chytilova said starve the men.

  • Conclave

    Conclave 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

    more like Real Housewives of Vatican—no botox, just centuries-old tea.

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski 1998

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

    this is what happpens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

    Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 2003

    ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

    this is what happens when gays play with their cousin’s barbie dolls at birthday parties. speaking from experience

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