svataaan

svataaan

✨certified film nerd realness✨

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

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  • Conclave

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Apocalypse Now

    ★★★½

  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    more like Real Housewives of Vatican—no botox, just centuries-old tea.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Oh, i can relate—If i had to die and respawn every time the email tries to find me well, I’d also be on my 18th version.

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

    this is what happpens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

    Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

    ★★★★★

    this is what happens when gays play with their cousin’s barbie dolls at birthday parties. speaking from experience

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