Jay Hewins

Jay Hewins

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  • The Sandlot: Heading Home

    ★½

  • The Sandlot 2

    ★★

  • The Sandlot

    ★★★★

  • Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son

    ★★★½

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  • The Sandlot: Heading Home

    The Sandlot: Heading Home

    ★½

    Hey remember those movies we made about baseball? Well let’s FUCKIN ADD TIME TRAVEL BABY WOOOOOOOOO

  • The Sandlot 2

    The Sandlot 2

    ★★

    The Sandlot 1 but replace the priceless baseball with a priceless model rocket ship, replace the good child actors with bad child actors, and add A LOT more sexism

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  • Big Momma's House 2

    Big Momma's House 2

    ★★★

    There’s a dog in this movie, named Poncho, who is carrying a severe case of depression after seeing another dog, Carla, who happened to be Poncho’s girlfriend, get shredded in a wood chipper. This issue is solved by the main character (Big Momma herself) filling up Poncho’s water bowl with tequila, which unsurprisingly gets Poncho absolutely wasted. Poncho is seen later barking at the bottle of tequila on the kitchen counter due to him now being an alcoholic and requiring…

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