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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Mark Ruffalo’s fake teeth should get as big a paycheck as he does

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Paid less attention to the plot and more attention to how Evelyn got more attractive with every single scene

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2024

  Should I go into wartime photography?? Lemme know bc these photos go hard as hell

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2024

  This one officially broke the “how much did he cry on an airplane?” record.

  New record: 5 tears running down my cheeks, choked up another couple of times

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