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Swaintrain

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Departed
  • Jaws

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  • The Wrath of Becky

    ★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★

  • The Black Demon

    ½

  • The Descent: Part 2

    ½

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  • The Wrath of Becky

    The Wrath of Becky

    ★★

    Have to say I was disappointed in this sequel. The best part of the whole thing is the further intrigue of the key from the first one. Also the CIA thing at the end didn’t make any sense. Don’t they know FBI investigates domestic terror groups? Considering how preachy this movie was, maybe that would have been too on the nose.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★

    …Consequences 

    I have to disclose, I watched John Wick: Chapter 4 on an airplane for my first viewing. Even with that I was fully engrossed and in awe of the action spectacle that is this film. It’s hard to say, but I would think if my first viewing was in a theater, this could possibly be a five star review. The pacing and choreography in the action scenes are so well done, and there are some very interesting sequences that…

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  • The Black Demon

    The Black Demon

    ½

    It’s much more than that. It’s a curse.

    The Black Demon is an abhorrent shark movie. This is an unwatchable movie, I only got through it with sheer willpower. It doesn’t even qualify as a “so bad it’s good” movie, like it’s creature feature cousins on SYFY. The effects and set design are so poorly done, but even a bigger budget wouldn’t improve this movie because the direction, writing, and acting are so terrible. It is a complete mess that…

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★

    I let you in.

    When has a horror movie ever almost brought me to tears? This genuinely is a unique film in the genre. The acting (especially from Sophie Wilde) feels so real. There are some hardcore shocks also, real head bangers. If you can see this in the theater (or have a great surround system), do it. The concept is The Sixth Sense meets The Exorcist. The great thing about this film is it doesn’t hand feed you all…

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