Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I, for one, welcome our new sauce-based overlords.

  It's crazy how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have become two of my favorite actors after such humble beginnings, but here we are.

  This maybe would've hit a little different in the universe where Trump lost again. But I think there's still a lot to glean here.

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  Troop Beverly Hills 1989

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Women be shoppin', am I right, fellas?

Popular reviews

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  Jump In! 2007

  ★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2020

  Did you know Corbin Bleu has the 2nd most translated Wikipedia page of all time? Behind Jesus Christ and ahead of Barack Obama. I guess the collective people of the world really need to know about him.

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  Se7en 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2013 2

  Holy. Shit.

  That was an amazing film. Just... I'm almost speechless.

  David Fincher truly nailed his sophomore effort as a filmmaker. This movie permanently solidified his spot in my Top 5 directors EVER.

  Kevin Spacey plays possibly the creepiest antagonist I have ever seen in a movie. Just his general presence on screen at any given time just straight up gives me the willies. He played the psychopath better than anyone I can recall in recent memory.

  This movie gets my highest recommendation.