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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
MARVEL SHITHOLE FACTORY STRIKES AGAIN
Gary can truly go fuck himself for dragging me to this one. What a joke of a superhero movie. Not even a superhero movie really, more of Marvel’s version of the “Friends” reunion. Rather than trying to create their own great superhero movie, with their own great villain and own great Spider-Man, they just brought back all the already established great villains and the one great Spider-Man to trick the world. They’ve used nostalgia to…
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Joker 2019
Don’t know why I have so many followers now but can’t complain. After a year of putting Gary on suspension from suggesting movies for us to watch as a result of him showing me I AM SAM(complete shit), I finally gave him another chance. Guess who’s back on suspension? Fucking Gary.
The only reason I gave this an entire star is solely for Joaquin Phoenix’s performance, but everything else about this movie is appalling. The only explanation to how Todd…
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Marriage Story 2019
Not like any marriage I’ve ever witnessed. My ex wife was a raging bitch that once held me down and trained a swamp nutria the size of Garfield to gnaw off my left testicle. So could’ve been more realistic.
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I Am Sam 2001
My old friend Gary came in town to visit for the first time in a while. In the process of his stay he spelled my name wrong twice, gave me a shaken martini when I specifically asked for stirred, and made me watch this piece of shit film. Fuck you Gary. Never taking a film suggestion from you again and will be very hesitant to invite you over again.
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