Swan

Swan

Illustrator. Horror nerd.

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Fly
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Pet Sematary

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  • Heart Eyes

    ★★

  • Death Becomes Her

    ★★★

  • Santa Sangre

    ★★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

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  • Daddy's Head

    Daddy's Head

    ★★½

    Decent jump scares. Well done creature design. A grief horror film that doesn't contribute anything new to the conversation really. It didn't stick the landing at the end. Very Babadook-esque but less iconic.

  • Humane

    Humane

    ★★

    The premise of this film - interesting. Very fucked up to think about and it doesn't feel that far off which is the scariest part. Unfortunately the script is too on the nose. Predictable. And the acting is very stiff and unbelievable. I have hope for Caitlin Cronenberg's future films, and will be interested in what she creates as she develops her directing skills. This film is her first and it feels like it.

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  • The First Omen

    The First Omen

    ★★★★

    The omen x Rosemary's baby x possession. Nothing new but a nice tribute to the classics with very graphic birth scenes, which most film makers are afraid of, so I appreciate that. Your knowledge of the original omen is used as suspense, which is clever

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★½

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is how long the dude's phone stayed at 10%