Charley

Charley

I could never work as a film critic.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Videodrome
  • Mandy
  • Vanishing Point

Recent activity

All
  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

    ★★★

  • Getting LOST

    ★★★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Definitely ranking somewhere on the Top 5 Sexiest Vampires list.

    Time will tell of course, but if you ask me today, with a couple revisions to that “I’m not a bartender, I’m a mixologist” haircut and Orlock could be duking it out for the #1 spot.

  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

    The Blackcoat's Daughter

    ★★★

    Solid movie - cool music - spooky atmosphere & tone - solid narrative - had a really hard time staying awake

Popular reviews

More
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    This is the one. It’s 50 years old and in that time I can think of few films that can even come close to being as rich and vibrant and beautiful, nor as shocking and visceral and disturbing, much less have such a natural blend of both. Grindhouse cinema at perhaps its most artistic. 

    Also honestly in a different timeline I think Franklin probably could have been best buds with Leatherface & Co. I mean they honestly have a lot in…

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Somewhere between the anti-capitalism, the chest burster, the H. R. Giger, the milk blood, the Jonsey, and the Ripley of it all, I realized it’s not just a perfect movie, but it’s also my favorite. 

    What I would give to have been seated for this one back in 1979.