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  • The Tearsmith

    ½

  • Do You See What I See

    ½

  • Pagpag: Nine Lives

    ½

  • Renfield

    ★★★½

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  • The Tearsmith

    The Tearsmith

    ½

    My boyfriend made me watch this. 

    He no longer has the right to choose movies. This is strike 2 and I will not stand for strike 3.

  • Do You See What I See

    Do You See What I See

    ½

    First horror movie of October and I am so disappointed. 

    Honestly it was ok to date the demon, it was weird to become a demon pick me girl.

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  • Always Be My Maybe

    Always Be My Maybe

    ★★½

    It was ok. It doesn’t make me want to watch it again so it doesn’t have that extra je ne sais quoi where I see myself needing to experience it again. It has some weird millennial Filipino energy and it tried hard to make some western “feels.” You don’t need to do that. Be authentically Filipino, stop trying to pander to this weird western daydream injection. Some parts of the story did not make sense but what is Filipino cinema if not extra in every way.

  • The Man from Earth: Holocene

    The Man from Earth: Holocene

    ½

    Somehow a great movie was followed by such an incredibly horrendous telenovela.

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