Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  3 stars because it looks like I was just watching a livestream of this middle schoolers life and that’s terrible

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024

  This is the MMF movie of the year!

  Coming from a tennis enthusiast (no Lamar) this was tight. I loved the elusive dynamic of fire and Ice that really kept you guessing as to who would come out on top. There was always a winner in every single scene and Zendaya was usually it. I loved all the nuances with Art’s defensive nature, defending his reputation, his beliefs, and never sticking out his neck, while Patrick was always trying to get into the mix of things. These quirked up white boys know how to sling meat and racquets and I’m down to clown.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  Definitely one of the worst movies I’ve seen

  Awesome to put the brain of a suicidal woman’s unborn child into her head to then flaunt her around the entire world to have sex with every man she comes across while having the mental capacity of a child. Literally acted like a toddler for the entire movie including every sex scene which was, in fact, 80% of the movie. And yet, she never sees the wrongness by the end and neither…

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2024 1

  Who let VSauce Michael get access to that much silicone and new technology 😭

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