Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  mickey 17? what, was mickey 1 through 16 taken? hahahaha

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  she really put the succ in succession

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  luca guadagnino singlehandedly made tennis the sluttiest sport of all time

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  bella really said fuck bitches get money, studiously

  also i have a feeling she would fucking love björk