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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  These stars are for Zoe. One for each decade James Cameron has held her hostage

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  No shame to anyone who enjoys the spectacle/brutality of this, but it's just... So bad. The attempts at shock horror are so tryhard and predictable at this point that they fail to be impactful.

  There's such a tonal clash between the B-movie-esque tongue-in-cheek of the (almost completely inconsequential) kill scenes and the sloppy and embarassingly sincere main storyline. Contrary to what the grainy establishing shots of Christmas light adorned houses would have you believe, Terrifier 3 is also completely devoid…

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  Missing 2023

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  What I feel like trying to reach my mom seconds after missing a call from her

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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