Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Was sponge bob in this or was I asleep that long?

  Great film just don’t do 10+ shots before hand you might miss some important parts*

  
  
  
  
  

  
  *all of it

• 

  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  The most entertaining part of this film is watching the aspect ratio change after every cut

  Child actors make everything worse. Every time this 14 year old shows up it makes me want to scream 

  “Barking mad she was an absolute bitch” - Hannibal Lecter

  This film is a historical acid trip and not a good one

  WHERE IS OPTIMUS PRIME?!?!

Popular reviews

• 

  Napoleon 2023

  ½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  A complete insult to history 

  Spain just doesn’t exist 
   
  Doesn’t mention anything about the coalition wars (a pass at best) 

  Writes Josephine to be a “slut” when she basically ruled all of France when he wasn’t there? He loved her and she represented France but noooo let’s make him a little cuck and her a slut. 

  He legit falls off a chair and dies.

  What’s with all the shit sex scenes just stop. 

  I absolutely hate this “movie”

• 

  Crimson Peak 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  After 4 wives you’d think they’d of made enough to cover the cost of house repairs

Following