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Favorite films

  • Little Women
  • The Court Jester
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Pan's Labyrinth

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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Happiness of the Katakuris

    ★★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★

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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★★

    Damn good movie! Incredible combination of director, stars, and screenplay. Tense and transfixing top to bottom.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Everyone making this was having a fun one and therefore I too was sitting in my seat having a fun one. Certainly lots to quibble with if you’re inclined, but this is very much my bullshit so I decline to pick at it! I love Robert Pattinson’s tiny voice, good creatures, and enthusiastic unsubtle allegory. 

    Also, how long do you think Ruffalo’s been trying to do Trump in a movie? A full decade? Happy for him getting that out of his system.

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  • The Girl with the Needle

    The Girl with the Needle

    Boy, you can really tell this was directed by a man. A historical episode turned into a grim parade of female misery ultimately saying nothing. Horrible to sit through, misogynistic, boring, and weirdly pro-life. Do we think the director shot it in black-and-white because of his unbearably back-and-white morality? Just furious at this one honestly.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    This is what I think would happen to me if I took a GLP-1 injection advertised on a CTA billboard

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