Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  How to Blow Up a Pipeline 2022

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I thought it would be cathartic but i think literal escapism grounded in the most daunting real life shit happening rn just feels depressing. the whole message of “the only people willing to do this shit are people who have nothing to lose/have been directly/tangibly fucked by environmental collapse” might be true but in the context of optimistic triumph it doesn’t do anything for me. just makes the inescapable reality of my own inaction and that of every other person…

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  The Race for the Sausage 1907

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  failing all the quick time events in Heavy Rain

Popular reviews

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  Love, Bubbles & Crystal Cove 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Apr 2022 6

  “girls are so confusing”

  “we are, aren’t we. what does your girlfriend like”

  “valentine’s day???” 

  (hands him a bath bomb) “try this. Blushing Beauty Explosion” 

  “she’ll totally love this. thanks Skye”

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  Elvis 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Jun 2022 1

  statutory **pist, boot locker and pig impersonator (seriously look it up), obsessed with virginity, multiple stories about how controlling he was physically and emotionally to his teenage relationships as a grown man, celebrated as king of rock n roll when he plainly regurgitated what black musicians had already been doing. let’s celebrate him, fuck off