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Favorite films

  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Pearl
  • Suspiria
  • Twin Peaks

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  • Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★½

  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • The Departed

    ★★★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    in the name of the father (mother tenebrarum) the son (mother lachrymarum) and the holy spirit (mother suspiriorum) amen.

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★½

    Challenges before: Hold your breath underwater for 1 minute

    Netflix challenges: Make a good movie without spending more than $100M (impossible)

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    opus more like poopus

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Barbie for people who listen to Charli xcx

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    This happens when you don't thank Beyoncé