shirley

shirley

most of my film criticisms can be summed up by finding out if the writers had their respecting women juice this morning

Favorite films

  • The Lego Movie
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • The Tale of The Princess Kaguya

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Casablanca

    ★★★★

  • Dick

    ★★★★

  • Arrival

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Such a joy. Robert Pattinson I always knew you had the juice! Kind of Nier: Automata coded if you were like me and went to the same Philosophy and Nihilism panel as me at the anime convention in 2017. I’m a fan!

  • Dick

    Dick

    ★★★★

    I love Dick. Thematically appropriate movie experience. Made even better for having now seen All the President’s Men. This is better because it’s got the girlies (but no McDonald’s :( )

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

    Forget kangaroo court, beaver court is where it’s at!

    I literally cried laughing multiple times during this. Peak cinema. So stupid and so charming and so so so funny. Actually movies should only be made in the middle of Wisconsin winters for $0 dollars. I can’t wait to buy this on Blu-ray.

  • National Theatre Live: The Importance of Being Earnest

    National Theatre Live: The Importance of Being Earnest

    ★★★★★

    I knew there was a reason this is the only reading I liked out of AP Lit in high school. Oscar Wilde would’ve liked nothing less!!! An absolute delight in a packed (film) theater !!!!