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Recent reviews

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  Full Metal Jacket 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  Ur mom can suck a golf ball out a hose

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  White Noise 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2023

  Honestly trying to connect the dots with the metaphors they were trying to convey was tricky but the movie was unexpectedly great (it’s like if fantastic mr fox was involved with Cold War conspiracy’s)

Popular reviews

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  Akira 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2022 1

  Every shot in this movie is an art piece. The soundtrack goes so hard and fucking slaps. Very influential to animated cinema and if I could I would have seggs with this movie because it’s beautiful.

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★ Watched 15 Nov 2022

  Review bombing this because I’m homophonic against harry styles

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