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The Idea of You 2024
this movie does not objectively deserve 3 stars. however, i was literally moved to tears by anne hathaways monologue over sandwiches. the juxtaposition of that with the unseriousness of the rest of the movie is an underrated artistic choice for which i must give the director their flowers. everytime the white guy would start singing tho i wanted to break my ears off
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Challengers 2024
most tennis i’ve watched ever probably. was confused yet enthralled. -1 star for insinuating that zendaya would have car sex with someone with that horrid of facial hair. that’s preposterous. also the pov you’re the tennis ball parts rlly freaked me out. would still watch again i guess
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Wonka 2023
there’s certainly a lot of mediocre, even flawed, things about this movie but i truly don’t care. was amazing to see in theatres. made the sensation of eating popcorn more delicious. heist subplot was very important. commentary on capitalism, anti-trust laws, indentured servitude, police corruption, and western resource exploitation was really profound. -1 star for too much giraffe and naming a character noodle. i do not think wonka chocolate is fair trade certified. but i’d still eat it
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The Wedding Planner 2001
pretty B tier rom com. i was in love with jenifer lopes but why did they make her italian? weird as fuck and matthew mcconcon was tbh annoying but i love the wedding planning mogul premise
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