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In a Violent Nature 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
So the massacre had happened 10 years prior to the massacre depicted in the story, right? And then the rangers tied him up, put him underground, and left the locket on top JUST OUT IN THE OPEN FOR ANYONE TO TAKE and were like *chefs kiss* yes perfect. Okay but like why didn’t they put his chained up body in a coffin, chain the coffin, then put the coffin and the locket in a small cement 10x10 building and label…
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Longlegs 2024
I found it really really boring. I was left with a million questions. The most interesting part of the movie was LONG LEGS’ face. Why did they get plastic surgery? From whom did they get that plastic surgery? How did they afford it? Did they mean to look like Michael Jackson? Or did they want to look like a doll? What did they look like before the plastic surgery?
Who knows. Anyway that’s what I was thinking about during the movie because it was so boring.
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