Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Evil theo james i love u 🩷 this movie is about daddy issues and subverting corny contemp horror tropes 

  It went on wayyyyy too fuckin long but also i do think that was part of the gag. 

  3.5/5

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  like yea what melancholic baddie DOESNT know what it’s like to have her dreams momentarily haunted by some freak ass guy that doesn’t know how to keep his house clean or maintain a relationship outside of a single loser cronie ? 

  3.5/5

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  New Year's Eve 2011

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  a less existential “this is us” …. kinda boring. why did zac efron just say “yo i see you playa”

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  PHENOMENAL. Soundtrack FIRE plot progression FIRE cinematography FIRE delivery of a deeply complex but highly relevant story about the corruption within international arms dealing and the often back-door firepower supply operations that are the essential back bone of US/Middle Eastern proxy wars FIRE

  5/5. Argue with the wall.

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