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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
The biggest piece of dogshit I have ever laid my eyes on. Undercuts the fuck ton of monsters they tried to shove down our throats by not actually making them look all that fucking scary and intimidating. The millennial gotcha/marvel humor makes me want to rip my eyeballs out. Everytime they make a one liner about the monsters I want to bang my head into the wall. Every character sucks. They are all assholes. Elizabeth Olsen and that one guy…
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Godzilla 2014
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! RAWRRRRRR He’s big and destroys things and it looks really cool and swagged the hell up. Plays with scale very nicely. Respects the fact these monsters are big asf and scary. Fuck all the sequels and fuck kong. Everyone can hate this one and that’s fine but when you start complaining about how king of monsters and Kong were all ass don’t come crawling back. I’ve known who my real goat is. Gareth Edwards’s Godzilla had my back when no one else did.
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Right to Believe 2014
I hate this movie. I love being gay. I’m gonna kiss my girlfriend later.
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How to Train Your Dragon 2010
YUP!!!!! YUP YUP YUP!!!!!! GOOD SHIT!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HEY WAKE UP!!! BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
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